As much as I have to be GDPR-compliant, I don't have to like it.
So use of my services by EU residents is therefore forbidden by
the internal service rules.
Any and all legal requests for deletion of personal info will be satisfied and also result in a permanent ban on your account.
Any and all accounts registered to EU residents will be permabanned on sight.
I don't want retards who don't understand the Internet as my users.